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The Presidents Island Incident - A Bigfoot Story

The Presidents Island Incident - A Bigfoot Story

In the winter of 1981 the Memphis Police Department received 11 reports of a bear crossing the road on the south end of Presidents Island near an industrial park. But it’s not all industrial; wild areas on the island are home to an abundance of wildlife. In March, a long-haul truck driver, drove onto the island during the dark, wee hours of the morning.  He noticed fog, and began to slow down, but not before hitting something with his bumper. He pulled over and used his flashlight to pan the area. Down an embankment he saw a large, dark figure lying motionless in the grass. It wasn’t a bear, or a dog, or even a person, but… it was definitely dead. He heard something running through the forest at great speed; breaking tree limbs along the way. Before he could run, the man was grabbed by the shoulder from behind, and lifted off the ground. He could feel his bones breaking and was in excruciating pain. Now he could clearly see the beast, but this one was several times bigger than the one he’d hit. Terrified of certain death, the man was surprised when the hairy creature dropped him, went to the smaller one, and stroked its head as if she was its mother. When she lifted her motionless child, and disappeared into the woods, the man flagged down help. Fearing he would be seen as crazy, he lied to everyone saying he’d been attacked by a bear. But, one person knew better, and for the first time since that fateful day, the truth is now being told.  

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Zach Thomson
Global Council of Cryptozoologists Conference 2019 Dublin Ireland MMXIX

Global Council of Cryptozoologists Dublin Ireland MMXIX 

Pursuant to the unanimous vote taken during the meeting of the Regents and Trustees of the University of Cryptozoology during the summer 2018 conference, the aforementioned meetings in Budapest, Dublin and Prague were held to finalize and implement the plans to operationalize the additional online platform offering of University of Cryptozoology courses to a broader spectrum of students. As observed during the summer conference, the Dublin vote to confirm the established plan was in like manner unanimous, save for the Dean of Conspiracy (name withheld). Given that the majority vote for this final confirmation to shift the university’s awareness model to that of being online, was in favor of the previously agreed upon action plans, the council decided to move forward with the preliminary social media outreach campaign.

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Global Council of Cryptozoologists Conference 2018 San Diego CA MMXVIII

Cryptozoology Conference 2018 San Diego CA MMXVIII

In the summer of 2018 a conference was held by a majorly of Regents and Trustees of the University of Cryptozoology. The main objective was to further the study and spread of the search for truth by raising awareness and collaboration of people that have not been aware of the university. It was proposed that the university courses be offered as via an additional online platform. It was nearly a unanimous vote (with reservations) that the Trustees create an online presence but be explored for 8 months before officially having the website go live on the proposed date of April 1st 2019. The only dissenting vote was that of the Dean of Conspiracy (who refuses to be identified by his face and only uses his pseudonym to sign the diplomas of those graduating.)

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